Part 1: Chapter One

     Welcome to the future, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty, but not in Doctor Robot's office. Doctor Robot doesn't have grass in his office, because that would be super weird. He does, however, have a woman with appendix cancer and her son, Holden Secretbees.

     "Will I be alright Doctor Robot?" asked Mrs. Secretbees.

     "Beep beep bop boop," said Doctor Robot.

     "I can't speak robot," said Mrs. Secretbees.

     Doctor Robot pulled out his cell phone and started typing a message. Realizing what he was doing, Mrs. Secretbees withdrew hers as well, and they began communication through Myspace messaging.

     "Don't die Mom!" exclaimed Holden.

     "I'm not going to die," said Mrs. Secretbees. "I'm just going to have my appendix removed."

     "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" whispered Holden. "That's just the cancer talking! Doctor Robot, message me on Myspace and tell me how much a new appendix would cost!"

     Doctor Robot pulled out his Future Galaxy S795B and messaged Holden.

     "Three-hundred future dollars?" asked Holden after reading the message. "How am I going to get that much future money?"

     We have insurance Holden, you don't need to pay for it," explained Mrs. Secretbees.

     "Shut up Mom! The cancer is making you delusional!" Holden responded.

     "You could always join the MME tournament :-P" messaged Doctor Robot.

     "The what?" asked Mrs. Secretbees.

     "Great idea! It's the Magic Magic Entertainment tournament, Mom," explained Holden. "It's for wizard wrestlers who battle for huge amounts of future dollars."

     "Holden, you don't have to go do that. We have insurance."

     "Shut your dang mouth, Mom!" said Holden, bolting out of Doctor Robot's office. "I'm going."


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