Part 2: Chapter Eight

     Holden Secretbees sat in his bunker looking over his charts, maps, and diagrams. He drew a big red slash through China, for it had been overrun with Mercution's robot minions and was a lost cause.

     "If only I could eat egg foo young one last time," said Holden. One... last... time."

     Holden decided to watch the Disney animated motion picture Mulan out of respect for the country and their legacy. After the film's end, Holden sat in the corner of the room and cried himself to sleep. Four days later, he was awoken by a knock on the door.

     "Come in!" shouted Holden, standing up.

     The door opened and an old man wearing a black bandanna and an eye patch strolled into the room. The light reflected off of his silver hair.

     "Hark, what news, good knight?" asked Holden.

     "Kept you waiting huh? Reporting for duty, colonel," said the man, saluting Holden.

     "You should have been here an hour ago, soldier!"

     "Sorry, I was eating dinner."

     "Oh my god! It's 4:30 in the afternoon."

     "What? What did you say?"

     "Turn on your hearing aid, soldier!" yelled Holden.

     "Don't make me put you in a constrictor hold!"

     "What?" asked Holden.

     "I'll vipe you!"

     "What does that even mean! God, you're so old," said Holden as he walked closer to the man and shouted into his ear. "What news do you bring!?"

     "The story of a war hero, a young man," said Snake. "He killed four thousand robot minions single handed and saved countless lives in China. He's being brought in to receive the Resistance Medal of Honor."

     "What is this hero's name?" asked Holden.
     
     "Dlanor Yelsaew," the soldier rattled.

     Holden raised him stump and brought it down on the skull of the man.

     "Ouchie mama!" the old soldier screamed.

     "Dlanor?" said Holden. "I hate this guy! He killed my father!"

     "But, didn't you kill your father? Twice?" asked the man.

     Holden double stumped him upside the head.

     "Wait just one second! I believe I have one idea on how to get rid of this pest," said Holden. "How do you kill a rat, soldier? Just release a snake! BRING THIS HERO TO MY CHAMBER! I HAVE A MISSION FOR HIM! Mwahahahahahahahohohlolol0l0l0l0l0lololooololololoolollololhehehehehehehe hehhehaha."




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