<<<<<The Fifth Day of Christmas
In Holden's Skytrain:
"Welcome back loyal fans..." the muffled voice of Carl Azuz sounded through Holden's Skytrain radio. Immediately upon receiving his mom's message Holden had taken off to find her. He didn't know where he was going, but he was hoping Carl had the answers.
"The Rock has come back to Antarctica!" Holden heard the stupid voice of The Rock exclaim over the news broadcast. He turned up the radio and listened as The Rock and Carl Azuz spoke through the radio. When the report had finished he gave a slight smirk and redirected the Skytrain north.
Thud!
"???" said Holden.
Thud! Thud thud! Thud thud thud thud thud thud thud!
Suddenly the Skytrain was being pelted by peanuts literally raining from the heavens.
In GWC's Factory:
"I've finally done it Jane!" said an excited GWC who was sitting on the edge of his bed hovering over a laptop.
"My name is Sarah!" shouted the woman in the bed beside him.
"Not you," replied GWC, "Jane."
"What?" responded another woman as she popped out from under the covers.
"Nevermind," he replied angrily.
"Who the hell is this!?" screamed Sarah.
"Would you two keep it down!" shouted GWC. "I finally located my stolen Tennessee Blue! It appears that Dlanor took it to the North Pole."
"Who?" both women asked, but before carver had time to answer he heard the thuds of peanut rain against his window. They all turned and gazed in amazement.
At the North Pole:
"I know what you're think folks! 'What the hail is going on!'" shouted Carl over the roar of the peanut storm. "I've heard of peanut-sized hail, but this is ridiculous."
"The Rock does not like peanut rain," said The Rock. "How am I supposed to build my tomb in this weather?"
Just then Carl spotted two Skytrains flying in the distance, one piloted by Holde, the other GWC.
"Well, folks, it looks like we're going to have some company."
The Seventh Day of Christmas>>>>>
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